I refuse to be quantified

Or do I? Here's a list of the quizzes I've done, and the apparent results. Or, at least, some of them...

You are GNU/HURD. You feel like your life is incomplete. If you answer all of the questions you might get better results.
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism
88%
atheism
67%
Buddhism
58%
Satanism
58%
Christianity
54%
Islam
50%
Judaism
50%
Hinduism
42%
Paganism
38%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 49% power over speed and 65% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 59% on power
You scored higher than 76% on range
Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on Ok Cupid



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8 - the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
You Are 58% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

  LiveJournal Username llearch  
  Spaceship Name Shadow  
  Spaceship Size VW Bug  
  How is the spaceship piloted? Passive-aggressive banter with ship's computer  
  How is the spaceship powered? Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills  
  What's the upholstery like on the seats? Inflatable chairs  
  How do you see outside the spaceship? The computer sings an Australian songline  
  What's the spaceship's primary purpose? Smuggling  
  What's the Captain's catchphrase? Oh, no, not again.  
  Main Weapon System: Many, many little energy weapons on turrets  
  Main Defensive System: Irony  
  Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments: 100%  
  Voice of the ship's computer: zinagod  
  Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: radarnocturn  
  Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: zinagod  
  Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: venis959  
  Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: wraithywolf  
This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net


Outcast Genius
82 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 52% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.

Congratulations!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 93% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 78% on geekosity
You scored higher than 90% on dork points

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Venerable Lord Llearch the Somnolent of Burton-le-Coggles
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Your BrainHex Class is Mastermind.
Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Mastermind-Conqueror.
You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players.
Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:
No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.
Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.
Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:
Mastermind: 18
Conqueror: 15
Seeker: 13
Achiever: 10
Socialiser: 9
Daredevil: 4
Survivor: -1
Go to BrainHex.com to learn more about this player model, and the neurobiological research behind it.
BrainHex Survey

I'm not entirely sure I agree. Oh, well...